sleeping condiments

Anything that you need in bed to sleep with someone, particularly birth control, especially condoms.
Hey, we need to get our sleeping condiments ready for our big night in bed.
by Tipsy Flipsy July 10, 2017
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Sleep Texting

Texting the last thing you said or heard, after hearing it, or after waking up.
When’d I text you that?! I must’ve been sleep texting.
by Bans4Sam April 10, 2020
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Sleep texting

when someone messages you despite being asleep
Person 1: "I thought you were asleep"

Person 2: "I am, I'm sleep texting"
by lilthoughtie July 17, 2022
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Sleep Curve

A relative curve to the ratio of energy you have and amount of time you spend sleeping. The curve suggests the optimal amount of sleep is 8 hours and too much more or less sleep will lower the amount of energy you have.
Person 1:Man I am so tired even though I slept for 12 hours

Person 2: Well if you look at the sleep curve 12 hours is too much and you actually don't get much energy for sleeping that long.
by Bigestboi June 07, 2018
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Phrase - An unnecessarily long and extremely boring speech that could have been done in less time and conveys little to no useful meaning.
Steven Pinker's Big think speach on linguistics was a real colorless green ideas sleep furiously moment.
by FoxyLady85 September 23, 2022
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You + sleep

The perfect combination partaking in both a wonderful boy, and a verb. Frickn sleep.
The perfect combination is "You + sleep" Brandon. Go to bed!
by littleflowerbab July 31, 2019
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sleep stroking

The act of stroking another's genitalia while sleeping in bed. Another nocturnal activity similar to sleep walking. The "sleep stroker" may pretend to be asleep or actually asleep.
I didn't touch you without consent, I swear I was sleep stroking!
by Dr. Sleep August 18, 2021
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