National show your friend your dick

January 29th is national show your friend your dick day(or ass). If someone tells you this you have to do it.

Hey joe its national show your friend your dick day!
I'm not showing you anything.
You have to, it's the rule.
I'll show you me dick and butt.

by Combination Torch January 29, 2022

show up in uniforum

To have a whole troop of badge-wearers go to interact with someone, rather than just having one or two of "da area's finest" go talk to him.

Oftentimes a supposed "offender" is merely a meek harmless individual who likely hadn't actually been aware dat he'd broken da law --- or maybe even dat he'd offended anyone to begin with --- and so there's no need to "show up in uniforum" at his front door... most likely just having a single officer unobtrusively approach him and quietly discuss options would be more than sufficient!

by QuacksO January 29, 2025

easter show legs

Where your legs are sore from walking to much and get really stiff

I have Easter show legs

by Jack Learmont April 23, 2018

The Grilled Cheese Show

Fun cheesy variety show with skits interviews and musical performances.

Wow! I found so much music and laughed my ass off watching The Grilled Cheese Show!

by The Grilled Cheese Show September 30, 2022

Mow And Show

An activity where you mow and you show. Similar to show and tell except you Mow And Show.

“I’m bored we should play Mow and show”

by WhErE aRe ThE aVaCaDoEs August 8, 2019

sun and moon show

literally my religion 𐐘💥╾━╤デ╦︻ඞා

a sane person: bro i love the sun and moon show

an insane person: what? they're horrible.

a sane person: cunt. (offensively)

by i fear myself 𖤐 January 14, 2024

Martucky Shit Show

A bi-monthly gathering typically in the evening hours when a very, very Simple Majority of Martucky city officials bordering on collusion always vote together and take special pride in their lack of transparency and accountability to the public they serve. Special emphasis on treating constituents with disrespect that often leads name-calling, stonewalling, public ridicule, and cussin'.

Wow!'I went to Martucky city council meeting last night and it turned into a real Martucky Shit Show!

by Barney Ushley January 8, 2025