Big Smoke

to be doing dumb or stupid stuff or just doing stuff you wouldn't normally do at the time you do it.

Johnny: *falls over during the talent show *
Bill: Bruh you're a big smoke
Johnny: Thanks

by YaManDude256 May 21, 2019

Smoking a potato

Secret way to describe homosexual butt sex.

I was smoking a potato with Austin last night.

by POTATOSMOKER May 21, 2019

Diet Smoke

When you want to have a smoke, but only want to smoke a small amount either to preserve the item you are smoking, or because you are on a tolerance break.

I'm trying to smoke less but I need a puff so I'm just gonna go out for a Diet Smoke

by CongoJSpin September 16, 2019

Smoke pure

Smoking either indica or sativa straight, not a hybrid. It’s very rare to find a pure strain

Bruh no one does smoke pure

by Ánonomos being October 3, 2019

Smoking Clown

When you take a massive hit of weed, give a menstruating woman oral pleasure and then exhale.

What’s that on your face?

I smoked a shit ton last night and gave that girl the smoking clown

by The crazy clown October 5, 2019

What acid you’re smoking

When someone is tweaking really badly. This is a phrase you can say when someone is acting especially crazy.

I don’t know what acid you’re smoking but I didn’t cheat on you!!

by Jazzyraing October 8, 2019

smoke my ashes

When your paying exaggerated compliments to someone.

- OMG, You look great!! What happened?! Has your fairy godmother visited you?
- You smoke my ashes, man! Thanks, but I just lost a few pounds.

by WASPish girl October 10, 2019