Hym "Self-Checkout Theft... I was high both times... And I have ADD... And I rang-up all of my items... And got distracted by a thought (probably about THIS or something peripherally associated to THIS)... And then I just grabbed them and walked away... And BOTH TIMES... I got to the door and realized that I... Just haven't been paying attention to what my body has been doing for the last 60 seconds and was like 'Oh, shit, wait.. Did I pay for any of this? Oh no! Did anybody see that, shit!' And I know for a fact... That if anybody DID see me... They would think that I was going to steal the shit but I chicken out at the last minute but THAT ISN'T WHAT HAPPENED, I SWEAR! If I wanted to steal from a Walmart I would do it with confidence and get away with it BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS!!! But no... I just forgot... I ate some edibles before going to the store... And, you know... Oops."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
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feeling upset because you have ginger hair
(does NOT apply if you willingly dyed your hair ginger because that was a choice and a challenge you brought upon yourself. you filthy animal.)
feeling upset because you have ginger hair
(does NOT apply if you willingly dyed your hair ginger because that was a choice and a challenge you brought upon yourself. you filthy animal.)
“she made fun of me for being a natural ginger, it made me very self continuous.”
“Jack is feeling self continuous because Faith made fun of his natural ginger locks”
“Jack is feeling self continuous because Faith made fun of his natural ginger locks”
by DG_23776 March 27, 2024
Get the self continuous mug.To tour a place such as museums, attractions, sightseeing, etc., without a guided tour showing you around.
Kyle: Hey Justin, do you want to go to the Ground Zero at 2 pm? They have guided tours, but we can go do self tours since we don’t need a guided tour.
Justin: I would love to go, but unfortunately, I won’t be able to go at 2 pm. Can we do noon, if possible?
Kyle: That’s perfectly fine, Justin! Self tours are more fun than a guided tour anyways since we can talk to each other!
Justin: I would love to go, but unfortunately, I won’t be able to go at 2 pm. Can we do noon, if possible?
Kyle: That’s perfectly fine, Justin! Self tours are more fun than a guided tour anyways since we can talk to each other!
by FellowGonzalez August 1, 2022
Get the self tour mug.A phrase that will strike fear into the hearts of Oregonians and Jersey Folk as they're the only two states left in the country that have the privilege of getting their gas pumped by tweakers. It is their God given rights to get the wrong fuel grade pumped into their vehicle, lose their gas cap, and have gas poured down the side of their vehicle all at the fault of the town junkie.
Hey Deloris! Let's take a trip out of state! Just make sure we fill up before we cross the border because there's only Self service gasoline from there on out!
What do you mean the State Fire Marshall has ordered a temporary ban on full service? I'm 60 years old and I don't know how to pump gas! This is an outrage!
This is the whole reason I moved to Oregon!
If we switched to self service gasoline we would be putting thousands out of a job! No they can't just "work somewhere else!"
I visited my relative out of state and sat at the gas station for 2 hours waiting for someone to come pump my gas before I realized I wasn't in Oregon anymore!
What do you mean the State Fire Marshall has ordered a temporary ban on full service? I'm 60 years old and I don't know how to pump gas! This is an outrage!
This is the whole reason I moved to Oregon!
If we switched to self service gasoline we would be putting thousands out of a job! No they can't just "work somewhere else!"
I visited my relative out of state and sat at the gas station for 2 hours waiting for someone to come pump my gas before I realized I wasn't in Oregon anymore!
by Smokable June 18, 2022
Get the Self service gasoline mug.An empowering way to spend quality time with yourself to boost your own self-love and self-worth.. treating yourself with the same love/ care as you would someone you care about!
It could be going for a solo trip.. or going to a hobby class.. going to the movies.. or an indulgent spa-cation..
The idea is to value your own time and relationship with yourself!
It could be going for a solo trip.. or going to a hobby class.. going to the movies.. or an indulgent spa-cation..
The idea is to value your own time and relationship with yourself!
Ever since I started to Self-Date.. I started realizing how toxic my ex was!
She may be in a relationship.. but that doesn't mean she can't Self-Date too!
She may be in a relationship.. but that doesn't mean she can't Self-Date too!
by anonymous June 21, 2022
Get the Self-Date mug.My friend Roman invented the art of utmost self appreciation, so he looked me in the eye and said: Michael, I do stuff today only based on self ROMAN-thicker my brother.
I feel so sexy in this suit, total self ROMAN-thicker domination game going on.
I feel so sexy in this suit, total self ROMAN-thicker domination game going on.
by MichaelGswede June 21, 2022
Get the Self ROMAN-thicker mug.Emma :dad is having low self-esteem but mom is having high self-esteem. which one is good?
Billy : neither you want a mid self esteem where it is like you know you can do some things you know you can't.
Billy : neither you want a mid self esteem where it is like you know you can do some things you know you can't.
by 459395 February 16, 2022
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