Sam Carmel

Someone who will never get a return text from a female

Did you get a text back from that chick at the bar?
Nah I’m a real Sam Carmel

by roguerebel24 October 5, 2019

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Sam Dalton

cunt

Sam Dalton, your 2 foot!

by commanderwillyhead October 14, 2019

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Sam

He is kind sometimes but can be caring but he is also annoying in a good way

Hey Sam how are you
Sam why

Are you good why

Why

by Huriudniu August 6, 2019

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Sam Free

Sam: “number 2 horse is such a slagger”
The Horse:

Sam Free said “This guy is such a slagger”

by YungPedroThrNegroe August 10, 2019

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sam

a boy or girl who happpens to have a big ass cock

oh fam that boy had a sam

by pee pee man August 10, 2019

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A thiccc hoe who goes from guy to guy because she’s too insecure to actually believes someone likes her. She’s the human embodiment of a retarded golden retriever. And looks like she would be a cheerleader but lacks the requirements to do so. She’s so desperate to have a BF that she goes from a hobbit to an emo in less than for months.

I pulled a Tesla Sams. I broke up with a guy because he treated me right then spent a year chasing after a guy who treated me like garbage.

by TheVilleTea August 12, 2019

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