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putting the turtle back in its shell

When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole
I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell
by Ishitoften December 31, 2020
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putting

Let's go putting
by putting December 3, 2023
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There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.
There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.
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put to sleep

A euphemism for being drugged.
I was put to sleep for surgery.

I was put to sleep, abducted, and held for ransom.
by wordyteen November 15, 2022
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Putting 20’s on it

When someone exaggerates about something.
Nate said he was pulling a bunch of fine ass bitches but me and Tammy already knew he was putting 20’s on it cuz they were from boulder hwy!
by 19mine80 December 9, 2024
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<7.6.9.7.>Put Genitals{(.6.7.6.)} On {(.6.7.6.)} The Country Of Japan's Flag <.7.9.6.7.>
<7.6.9.7.>Put Genitals{(.6.7.6.)} On {(.6.7.6.)} The Country Of Japan's Flag <.7.9.6.7.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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Put that peanut butter on the jelly

An instruction to perform a predetermined action or series of actions swiftly.
When my driver education student took a turn across oncoming traffic excessively leisurely I barked "Put that peanut butter on the jelly, son!"
by Cleveland_50 July 16, 2019
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