Dirty Pirate Hooker

All of the other definitions are grossly inaccurate for Dirty Pirate Hooker, this is the one true definition. A Dirty Pirate Hooker is a prostitute, escort, or some other woman who accepts cash, gifts, or other valuables in exchange for whoring her body out; what separates a Dirty Pirate Hooker from a regular prositute however is the fact that she has significantly more paid for sex with clientele who are significantly bigger sleezy perverts (making the Dirty Pirate Hooker Dirty); finally their are distinguishing marks such as stab wounds, bite marks, perhaps missing appendages, an eye-patch, etc. which makes said Dirty Pirate Hooker somewhat resemble a pirate of folklore.

Her name was Cinammon, she came to our hotel room in Vegas to entertain us, the apprehension she had of us, the stab wounds, and skankiness told us that she wasn't only a stripper, she was indeed a Dirty Pirate Hooker.

by Alias_Invader October 8, 2014

wallet pirate

Ex - wife runs away with kids and kids doctor, but comes out from under rock 20 years later to steal 220 thousand dollars of retirement.
Leads people to believe she earned it doing social work. She reviews parents and separates them from their children.
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I was ambushed by the notorious WALLET PIRATE.

by chipbully November 2, 2014

butt pirate

Someone who goes full sail at the sight of booty. Can be used as straight or gay, depending on context.

Jimmy is such a butt pirate! He's always gazing onto football players.

by somedude149 May 27, 2014

pecker pirate

one that steals peckers. literally or figuratively.

pecker pirate meaning could be stolen by a pissed off woman for example literally or figuratively.

by red_baron1986 August 12, 2015

junkyard pirates

Las Vegas's premier automotive enthusiasts, born out of sheer need of the ability to express oneself without being persecuted (or caring if you are) for the style of which you choose to create your ride.
Making functional art out of scrap/crap scavenged from wherever you can get it.

Example:
Junkyard

Thrift store
Yard sale
Dumpster diving
Curbside throw out

All while challenging your inner youth to stay young.

Let's grab it out of the junkyard and make it work like the JunkYard Pirates we are!!

by JYPScott January 25, 2016

gypsy pirate

A Gypsy Pirate is like someone who sails the seas, and belong no-where.

But originally is from India down the line, Hence Gypsy/Roma.

1:)The origins of these pirates are Gypsy/Roma.
2:)They Are Gypsy Pirates.

by Prince Roma June 1, 2016

hobbeling pirate

while havi.g sex you dude pulls out and cums in chicks eye then kicks her in the shin . She is the the hobbeling pirate arrrr matey

did ya give her the hobbeling pirate haha

by B.unit May 14, 2016