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Tree frog

A rabid dwarf that runs around humping trees.
“That damn tree frog left a jizz stain on my peach tree
by Chicathehorse March 20, 2023
mugGet the Tree frogmug.

tree

mauras numbers: one, two, tree

“hey maura! what’s the third number?”

“tree!”
“hey maura! what’s the third number?”

“tree!”
by peendaddy69 July 8, 2019
mugGet the treemug.

Tree Surfing

Tree Surfing is a new extreme sport. where you get a car that has a flat surface on top of the car,hood or trunk is not recommended because all extreme sports are dangerous like skate boarding and snow boarding...etc. so you basically have a really good driver who can not swerve or jerk the wheels while he/she drive and you on top of the car standing up. the legends can go at higher speeds.. amateurs start off with lower speeds. like normal surfing, you have to do it with your bare feet...but if you not doing it for a sports game and competing or showing off how good you are. i see no harm with any type of shoes. but its not tree surfing then. and socks are too slippery. epic fail . i really enjoy it, its really fun, so i know a lot of people dont know it so im sharing it with everyone. check the official rules for more detes which is details. you should add that too urban dictionary under a different definition. tree surfing is also done in traffic, you cant block off traffic , so be careful. this sport was created by ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL Son. like other words on urban dictionary, some people have different meaning for words
i just got back from tree surfing and so many girls love me now for it. i just lost my virginity, finally.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 19, 2022
mugGet the Tree Surfingmug.

Tree branch

A place where Emo’s “hang” out
Where’s Derek?

He’s hanging with his friends at the tree branch!
by Moosijuici August 17, 2021
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Giving Tree

I got a "Giving Tree" for sale. Some hybrid.
by TheFatherL February 6, 2014
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tree tie back

A Tree Tie Back involves two maybe three, but occasionally works with large numbers as well. Unfortunately, far too often most folks go years without - but still, everyone remembers their first Tree Tie Back.
“A Tree Tie Back? I remember my first Tree Tie Back! It’s been far too long.”

“Tree Tie Back’s aren’t for the weak of heart that’s for sure - must’ve been me & Nan back in 82’”
by Dixi Wrecked August 12, 2024
mugGet the tree tie backmug.

Tree Topping

A way in which you masturbate using the jelly fish hand motion over the top portion of your penis
Hey Jim, my mom walked in while I was tree topping the shit out of my dick last night
by NUTSofaNAT July 15, 2017
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