A person who lives, sleeps and breathes burgers...but understands consumption of beef is bad for our planet, so they take one month off a year from eating juicy hamburgers following #NationalHamburgerDay becase global warming.
"Are you a meat eater?" -Adam
"I sure am! But I'm a practicing BURGER-tarian...I take one month off the beef each year because cow farts = carbon emissions = global warming."
"I sure am! But I'm a practicing BURGER-tarian...I take one month off the beef each year because cow farts = carbon emissions = global warming."
by glimmershimmer October 8, 2017

by Propriety January 12, 2022

by Goblinqueen June 15, 2017

One of those burgers you get at a restaurant that are so fucking huge it’s like it could devour you.
Person 1:”What’d you get at Apple Bee’s”
Person 2:”I got a Big Daddy Burger, haven’t been able to walk since.”
Person 2:”I got a Big Daddy Burger, haven’t been able to walk since.”
by bigdaddynat April 21, 2019

by Paullagan September 11, 2024

“oh yeah it’s the 22nd of may, it’s buy someone with the name of a month a burger day”
“we better go buy April a burger”
“we better go buy April a burger”
by burger_lover. May 22, 2024

"Bro, if you're not too careful there I might just have to James Bond Burger you up my man."
"don't threaten me with a good time"
"don't threaten me with a good time"
by sussy mogus September 24, 2022
