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skateboard cow

An awesome cow that rides on skateboards and burns down orphanages
Oh god run it’s the skateboard cow 😱
by Crasher.ac1 December 31, 2024
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Cow

1. countable noun.
A cow is basically a big, moody sack of meat that chews its cud and gives us milk, burgers, and a whole lot of shit to deal with.
by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025
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Baby cow

A slur towards Wisconsinites for enjoying dairy products.
Look at the baby cow drinking a milkshake.
by zimmygirl777 June 16, 2025
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Son of a cow

A Hindu person. This is not only because the cow is an incarnation of their lord Krishna but because it's their mother as it provides its nourishing milk and urine for free. The plural form of the "son of a cow" is Cow's children.
Canadian 1: Sorry look at that person! What is he doing?
Canadian 2: Sorry, he's a son of a cow, he's shitting on the street.
Canadian 1: Hahaha nice!
by Trumpanzee June 30, 2025
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Baltimore Cow Tipping

where you spartan kick fent folders in the inner city

(invented by strudwick)
Yoo bud, how about some baltimore cow tipping this weekend on skid row?
by mccutch11 July 10, 2025
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milking cow

A "milking cow" refers to a user who is exploited by addictive algorithms on social media platforms like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. These users are drawn into endless scrolling and content consumption, generating revenue for the platforms without receiving equivalent value in return.
After spending hours mindlessly scrolling through TikTok, I realized I was just another milking cow, feeding the algorithm while getting nothing productive out of it.
by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025
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City Cow

City Cow
noun | /ˈsɪt.i kaʊ/

Definitions:

1. A cow that lives in or is adapted to an urban environment.
"The city cow knows how to dodge taxis and graze on rooftop gardens."

2. (Slang) A person who behaves awkwardly or out of place in a modern city setting, especially someone from a rural background.
"When Lars showed up to the tech startup in boots and a cowboy hat, they called him the office’s city cow."

3. A humorous term for a trendy or fashionable person trying to live a 'farmcore' aesthetic in the city (e.g. wearing overalls, growing herbs on a balcony).
"Jenny's latest Instagram post featured her as a full-on city cow, watering basil in denim overalls."
🐄 Literal or Humorous Imagery:

1. "We were walking through downtown when a literal city cow strolled past the coffee shop like she owned the place."

2. "The farmer brought his prize-winning cow to the city parade—now she’s basically a celebrity city cow."
👢 Slang for a person out of place:

3. "Mark tried ordering a latte at the tech café but didn’t know what oat milk was—total city cow moment."

4. "At the fashion show, I felt like a city cow in my thrifted flannel shirt and muddy boots."

🌿 Urban farmcore aesthetic:

5. "Her apartment looks like a barnyard Pinterest board. She's a full-on city cow now, just missing the bell around her neck."

6. "He installed a chicken coop on his Brooklyn balcony. The neighbors just call him the neighborhood city cow."
Bonus (Joke/Cartoon style):

7. "Why did the city cow cross the road? To catch the subway to her yoga class."
by 404LifeFound August 3, 2025
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