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Nick

Nick is the type who is so terrible it’s funny. He’s the type with the logic that if you bake cookies for 10 minuets at 400 degrees then you could bake them for 1 minuet at 4,000 degrees. He defines all figurative language.
There’s the friend, then there’s the Nick.

Nick: HEY! IF I COOK SPAGHETTI AT 315 DEGREES FOR 30 MINUETS COULD I COOK IT AT 15 DEGREES FOR 2 MINUETS?!

Friend: THATS NOT HOW COOKING WORKS NICK!
by ImaDinosaurRawr June 7, 2018
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Nick

"Oh my god its nick"
by Daddy F U C K M E. March 22, 2017
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Nick

Eat ass fucking bitch he sucks my left ballsack he looks like a ballsack on a stick
Nick u suck
by Ho1000 November 12, 2019
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Nick Vegetable

an ugly troll ass rat who can't get his head out of his ass and us high all the damn time.
"nick vegetable just texted me "
"he's ugly , block"
by whatafatass November 1, 2016
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Nick Armano

The goofiest creature in the entire universe, hits goofy slapshots that only touch the bottom bar.
by Kaboomtaco November 29, 2025
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Nick

A 12 year old kid that is the best at football and loves Tom Brady. Nick is faster than anything. He is really athletic. Nick is really hot. All the girls love Nick and all the men are gay for Nick. Nick is the best any girl can ask for (unless your a hoe) Nick is gonna be like Tom Brady when he's older. Nick likes big booty.
I want to be Nick
You are just like Nick
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Nick, the type of guy who's girlfriend gets mad at him for being in the vleesboek 2.0 group.
Nick got smacked by his girlfriend for being in vleesboek 2.0.
by Niggablaster045 June 5, 2018
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