Ben's Mom

One foxy lady that will pleasure younger men at any means. She normally has huge jugs and for an older woman, has a pretty tight ass. Definitely nut on site.

Yo bro I hooked up with some random chick last night I think she was Ben's Mom.

by Bignavyboi69 January 16, 2022

your mom

is very gay

your mom is gay

by whore lol June 12, 2019

Mom-jacked

When you post a status and your (or your friend's) mom adds a comment that completely hijacks the status to the point where the topic has changed.

You - "OMG, I totally had the worst day! I fell and broke my leg!"
Mom - "Hey, since you're home, would you please record Dancing With The Stars for me tonight?"
Everyone else - "OMG, I hope Derek Hough wins that Mirror Ball trophy!"
You - "Thanks, mom. You just mom-jacked my pain."

by smc1991 December 16, 2014

Non mom

Some one who isn’t your mom but try’s to boss you around

Person: go do the dishes

You: okay non mom

by Dojacatmomfukef January 18, 2021

Ur mom

is Ur mom cause she is

I like ur mom

by j banks June 2, 2022

dylan’s mom

something that never existed

bro have you seen dylan’s mom.
no

by playboi.aiden November 4, 2020

Toon’s mom

the birth giver of NaToon who’s hails from the projects munching heiowin and crunchbanging niggers

hey look there’s Toon’s mom she’s probably high rn

by NaToon July 31, 2023