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Crystal River Middle School

Crystal river middle school is full of redneck who try to act black and a place full of racist teacher and fat men and sex offenders and a lot of judgy people
MOM:Hey wanna go to Crystal River Middle School?
ME:No because the school is infested with wanna be’s
by Teaspilleralery263673 September 21, 2019
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Medford Memorial Middle School

Medford Memorial is not a bad school there just rich and not trashy living in trailer parks like you! im sorry that you dont get your way thats not our faults...your just jealous that were one of the richest towns in the county.
Bad Reputations = RUMORS
by xo number 7 March 20, 2005
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Earl grey middle school

Filled to the rim with stinky people like the infamous king hour or his expelled brother muhrez, this is pretty much your typical middle school. People also assume it is a scetchy school, but it’s not. It’s just shitty and filled with kids who vape and think they’re “sketchy”
by Not Aidan Daniel April 4, 2019
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Camden Rockport Middle School

a fucking hell hole.

the teachers are so controlling and obnoxious I wouldn't be surprised if the kids go home and try to kill themselves every night.
the kids are SUPER snobby like none you've ever met before.
but they know that everybody else is just jealous.
person 1: I go to Camden Rockport Middle School.
person 2: I hate you already.
by loggers 1+2 March 28, 2011
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South Pasadena Middle School

A rich middle school that has really great test scores. But, also has lots of drugs, sex, alchohol, and bitches. The 'popular' girls at this school always do screwed up things and screw others over. Other than that SPMS is lovely!
Great education with a bunch of rich snobs! Welcome to South Pasadena Middle School! Go tiger cubs!
by Punkygirl March 31, 2009
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Los Osos Middle School

A small school where the vice principal/ 8th grade P.E coach (2010-11 or so) walk around making up the dress code as they go, giving out a many detentions they can. Where the skinny bitches try to act cool, the skaters piss the teachers off, druggies are everywhere, teachers are smoking weed, and people like me sorry losers get they're heads slamed in lockers. It's such a small school there's 1 emo. It's a small town hell.
Dude I hate Los Osos Middle School so much LIONS SUCK!!!!!!
by Vicken131313 May 22, 2011
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Issac Young Middle School

the dumbest school on (possibly) this entire planet! Hmm where shouuld i begin? oh yeah lets start with the kids! The kids are dumb as a pile of bricks or dog turd.The girls are complete sluts and dress like they're going to party hard and they are OLYMPIC-LEVEL BITCHES.They do nothing but start catfights with each other!,usally about a boyfriend or a facebook photo and the comments.But not all of them are bitches.Some of them and very nice and funny to be around and such.And THEY (the stupid girls)must wear forever21/ambercrombie/hollister/juicy/PINK. The boys are not much better either.They are either horny or just plain douchebags.They like to make out with the girls or touch their butt/breasts.Or they either make fun of the girls and try to beat them up.Nuff said bout the boys.the school its self is like a concrete prision.there are roaches in the locker room and smells too.And in gym class you dont even do anything! you just sit there like a rock and do nothing! suppodedly they are taking atenndence but they talk about.
The teachers are pretty decent.But some of them are sketchy....And some of them even ....you know hook up in the copy room.And the lockers are covered (on the inside) with stickers and graphiti. and the janitors curse the kids out A LOT when they step on the newly mopped floors.And the bathrooms are covered in sex talk like: I am going to suck dick today or,I am going to have sex with (insert some boys name).
DO NOT COME HERE!!!!!!!
***Football Field:12:25pm*****
Kiki:I saw you making out with Tyrone in Lincoln Park!
Chantelle:WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! I SAW THAT PICTURE OF YOU ON FACEBOOK AT NEW ROC, TOTALLY WASTED!
Kiki:Oh its soo on you WHORE ASS BITCH!!
crowd: FIGHT,FIGHT,FIGHT!
****New Gym:1:00pm****
Layla:Hey,whats up,Ricki?
Ricki:Why did you dress in your uniform?
Layla:Huh?
Ricki:You know we just sit here and do nothing in gym right here at issac,right?
Layla:No...... Im new here,remember?
Ricki:Oh, wanna talk about that new boy band?
Layla:oh....sure.
****Centre Ave 2:30pm**
Jonnie:Yo,girl wanna suck my package?
Vicki:Sure,just let me dress in my "special" clothes first..
***Copy Room 3:30pm***
Male teacher:So....what do you wanna do besides copy....
Female teacher:Well lets play teacher....(takes off clothes)
Male teacher:Oh..mmmmhmmmm......(takes off his clothes)
Penny:I know i left my coat here somewhere...
Yasmin:why dont you check the lost and found?
Penny:oh...ok!
Penny:Yo..you hear that Yasmin?
Yasmin: Oh..it sound like moaning and panting...
Penny:probably the bathroom
Penny: O MY LORD WHAT IN THE HELLS NAME!!!!!!!!!!!
Yasmin:Yo,penny what you yellin a- WHAT THE FUCK???????????????
Female teacher-it not what it looks lik-
Yasmin: YO MAN IS EVERY TEACHER IN THIS SCHOOL HORNY OR WHAT?????
Typical Issac Young Middle School
by cupcakesandtiffany August 17, 2012
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