michael jordan

to be the most overated basketball player ever, and to have kids whove never seen you play call you the greatest because their on your dick from 1-2 highlights that theyve seen that kobe bryant has already done and better

1)man, michael jordan has a small dick
2)girl:hey michael jordan u wanna bang
mj:i cant my dicks too small and im gay
3)dude:hey michael let me hop on
mj:as u can see bill parave is already on my dick

by Harry Doerr June 20, 2008

Michael Jackson

The singer who went HEE HEE

Dude did you hear what Michael Jackson did to that kid?

by 420_guccigang_ April 19, 2019

Michael Jackson

A sex move where the male screeches "Hee Hee" after he's done.
Females can also participate by kicking a leg out and whispering "Shamone"

Girl- "Is that what you're in to?"
Boy- "No- But that's The Way You Make Me Feel, so lets do the Michael Jackson."

by TheGothicGoat October 24, 2018

Michael Kors

Snorting ketamine while in molly to even out, enhance, and extend the high.

Ry: “we Michael Kors-ing at this party tonight?”
Am: “yessir. Popping the Michael around 11”

by Sailboatking September 29, 2018

michael phelps

The hottest man on the planet.

Have you seen that cute guy down the street?
Yeah, he looks like Michael Phelps!

by ayBayBay69 October 4, 2008

Michael Phelps

The most talented Olympic Swimmer ever. He won 8 gold medals in the 2008 olympics, that's all of them. Like most swimmers, he has a super-HAWT body.. but his face isn't the most attractive one ever though. People who claimed they've gone to high school with him said that he was a total jerk. He has a long torso, short legs, and fin-like feet. He's 6'4 and around 200 pounds. Again, VERY nice body but he is not Calvin Klein underwear model material. He is also my boyfriend... in my dreams, that is.

Joe: Did you see Michael Phelps win ANOTHER gold medal?
Bob: That guy is an underwater god, but he's takin' all the damn medals!

by dianaispeachy October 17, 2008

Michael phelps

The number 1 swimmer in the world, in the Beijing Olympics he earns 8 gold medals surpassing Mark Spitz,a legendary swimmer. Not only he is an extraordinary swimmer he is also one of the greatest role models to the kids. Currently lives in Baltimore with his mother.

Johnny: Dude!!! Did you hear?! Michael phelps won 8 gold medals in a single olympics!!

Dave: Yah I know.. Man I wish I was like him.. I want to win gold medals too..

by Jason Donague October 16, 2008