Matthew

A Matthew is definitely a unique creature. They are generally very tall and think they are the MASTER of everything when I’m reality their not. Matthews are the slowest things in existence slower then the Toyota Prius. Matthew’s are actually very similar to snails. They move very slowly and take forever to get ready especially takes forever to get out of the car. Being named Matthew means that you also suffer from a unique sleep schedule, almost similar to the way a hamspter sleeps, never on a set sleep scheldue, awake at random times (mostly late night hours 😉) , even goes the extra step to bring a blanket to sleep in school. Lastly, being named Matthew means that you snap every girl within a 100 mile radius of where you live.

Matthew is a unique creature

Matthew’s are generally in a better mood when intoxicated

by Lamboman18 February 12, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is the most gay person in the universe, who is obsessed with basketball.

Haha look at that Matthew over there, he’s so gay!!!

by Poopyman1233 February 13, 2022

Matthew yazbek

Dominic Pino's boyfriend

"Bro I saw Matthew yazbek giving dom pino a handy during Lunch yesterday"

by mattyyazyaz April 4, 2022

Matthew

That one kid in your class that wears a Minecraft hoodie and smells like peepee and could probably choke on a cold chucked nugget

Me: ewww don’t be a Matthew

Dude: ok fine I won’t

by :D)) April 6, 2022

Matthew

That one kid in your class that wears a Minecraft hoodie and smells like peepee and could probably choke on a cold chucked nugget

Me: ewww don’t be a Matthew

Dude: ok fine I won’t

by :D)) April 6, 2022

Matthew

Literally the best person ever, i love him so much.

I want to fuck MATTHEW

by duskm3 April 7, 2022

Matthew

A matthew is someone who is nice sometimes but sometimes he calls you a poopy head and then you explode.

-Hey Matthew!
-hey poopyhead!
-(explodes)

by Mestopesto April 7, 2022