Mark

The annoyingest person ever. He will keep bugging you even if you tell him to stop. He says random shit all the time that is irrelevant to your conversation. He is also addicted to videogames and rages at them.

you: hey mark!
mark: kookoookokokkokokookchichichipoopoo!

by iready February 5, 2020

Mark

Very large phallus shaped object

A rhinoceros penis
The greatest time you've ever had

My husband is such a Mark.
Man, that guy is packing a mark.
What a Mark of a night

by Seasonal REAPER October 31, 2022

Mark

Mark is typically very short. Mark is a person who spends his grown up life on tip toes. Mark is a guy who thinks he is a cool dude but everyone else thinks he is a bit of a knob.
Mark is a person you should really avoid.

Mark is not worth talking to

by Lifefactsuk May 17, 2019

Mark Bryan

Likes big butts and he cannot lie.

Yoh, is he in the club again? He is such a Mark Bryan.

by alchemiachan June 10, 2021

Mark

Whenever something bad occurs, such as your first born being grilled on a barbeque, you must exlaim "MARK". Its always Marks fault

Person 1: Hey isnt that Eddie your first born on the barbeque
Person 2: Oh for fucks sake it is
Person 1 and 2: MARK

by Mark Cuthill August 18, 2022

Mark

A very fine, young gentleman in the 8th grade.

Mark is fine.

by aSchwiftyPickle November 25, 2021

Mark

A very intelligent person similar to a god

Omg he's such a Mark

by xiaodeptus November 9, 2021