Marching Band

When water tastes gourmet.

MARCHING BAND MAKES IT TASTE SO GOOD!! I CAN'T STOP DRINKING IT AND MY PEE IS ALREADY CLEAR!!!!

by im_nxt_russian January 15, 2022

March of Dyemes

Da mega-sized nonprofit organization dat performs research to develop safer hair-coloring for pregnant women, in order to prevent birth defects.

I just use henna and other natural products to tint and nourish my hair, so I have no need for assistance from da March of Dyemes.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

March 7th

You shall send a dick pic to your homie without question. If not, your weiner shall be stolen by glorpinjeff, master of pickle tickling, in the middle of the night

Me: Hey dude lemme see that weiner!
You: Oh ya! I forgot. It’s March 7th! Here you go!

by Dietdrbepper March 7, 2023

March 13

Assistant day

March 13
A girl with the letters A,R,K and N in their names have to be assistant to a boy with the letters J,K and N in their names

Boy: Is it march 13
Girl: yes
Boy: you know what that means

Girl: No!
Boy: you’re my assistant for the whole day! Whoo!!!

by Chasing8figures March 12, 2023

March 22

Tell your crush you like them and hang out with them more

Y/n:Hey it's march 22 you know what that means

Her/him: huh
Y/n: ask your crush out day

by I love your step mom March 22, 2022

March 23rd

On this day you must be a savage. Roast everyone!!

Hey! Its march 23rd! I hate you.

Haha funny, not!

I had no good example enjoy.

by Unicornyassss March 21, 2020

24 march

24th march is the day baddest boys are born

Ken:"He's the baddest I'm jealous"
Jel:"Yeah he's born in 24 march"

by Ttttruthhhh November 22, 2021