michael (mike) reynolds

Michael Reynolds is an amazing person. He can be a dick sometimes ok all the time but he is nice to his friends sometimes. He is stubborn, self absorbed, and is a really big narcissist. If he cuts you off you would feel horrible for about five minutes then cry for the rest of you life. Michael is a good listener and is a great friend he won't tell your secrets. He has a great sense of humor and is an overachiever. He believes he is better than everyone. He isn't sexy in sweatpants either. He isn't athletic and runs like a squid. he also has to wait forever to kiss his girlfriend bc he isnt that cute no one really knows why she went out with him anyway. He has friends but not a lot because he is self absorbed sometimes... He can also act really gay sorry not act; is gay with his buddy Donald Duck. He also doesn't want to be blessed... cause he's a FUCKING atheist.

"Hey did you see michael (mike) reynolds?"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"

by idontwannalikeyou:but i do December 5, 2018

Mike bosh

Low life dg who will rob your grandma

Honey have you seen the rent money

Aka mike bosh

by Papaokerface November 23, 2021

Mike's

This is used when a guy has a really, but really big dick, and wants you to lick it.

OMG you're such a Mike's

by imhot24/7 June 8, 2023

mike xiao

Mike Xiao means a big dick in your mouth ''I had a mike xiao last night

I got a Mike Xiao last night.

by IHaveADickInUrMom October 10, 2016

Mike Manik

The real name of Kanye East, a rapper from Walterboro, South Carolina. Best known for Fortnite Balls, a freestyle rap with sussy lyrics.

Kanye East's music is really funny!

Oh, you mean Mike Manik?

by MΛD2FΛИ2018 December 28, 2024

Mike Tyson

You tryna play your man’s in front of a jawn or when u saying anything negative to him to a girl and this goes for a girl too .Just don’t say anything negative u won’t be Mike !!!

Mike Tyson-Punching on ur man’s in front of a jawn

by Don’t Mike me plsss January 17, 2023

Mikee

For a girl. She is perfect, she is hot and she is good in bed. She may have friends and they may have benefits. And if you’re one of them you’re lucky. She has medium tits but a big ass. Her masturbation sessions are the best. You would be lucky to have a Mikee.

“You see that girl!? She’s so fine!”
“She must be a mikee”

by Chickflickquicktit69 December 22, 2021