Ethan King

Ethan King is a godly like creature, if you come across this being you have been blessed with aall the virtues life has to offer but with a price. He is commonly referred to as the 'Coochie Connoisseur', not to be mistaken with his counterpart the 'Coochie Man'. There is no limit to his greatness and his true abilities have yet to be uncovered, scientists commonly assort him with the word 'different'.

1. "I was gonna fuck this chick but thanks to the coochie connoisseur I didn't have to find out the hard way she stinks."

2. Guy 1: "All hail to the Coochie King!"

Guy 2: "Who?"

Guy 1: "Ethan King!"

Guy 2: "Oh."

by iamtheppman October 14, 2020

The Pauper Kings

A Yorkshire based band, made from 5 lovely guys. They're all very talented and deserve to go far!

WHO ARE THEY? THEY'RE AMAZING!
Yeah! They're The Pauper Kings!

by Simon Pegg 12 November 5, 2011

king dangolang

Is someone that knows all

James is a King dangolang !!

by the real Assman September 21, 2011

Uncut King

uncircumcised man used as a term of endearment

He is massive and an uncut king!

by babygurl.lexi October 12, 2023

Graced by a king

When your enemies admit to being graced by your bullets

"So this is how it feels to be Graced by a King"

by Tagashi October 20, 2023

King Kamehameha

Biggest hammah in human history. First king of Hawai’i, ali’i Mo’i of the Big Island, such a hammah that every Polynesian race claims that he is one of them.

Noun
Samoan guy: “brah I telling you dat fakah King Kamehameha was one Samoan fr”
Hawaiian: “Brah if he one Samoan why he no go conquer Samoa den?”
Tongan: “Nah bro he was definitely Tongan, my great great great uncle cousins grampah knew dat fakah”

by Clint Westwood April 8, 2023

Shullsa King

30 yeah old economics teacher in Wisconsin crossed with popular movie series “Tulsa King”.

That’s the Shullsa King

by Carmine92406 May 1, 2023