No poop July

When you don't poop during July!

Retard: Did you join in on No Poop July?
Me: No, I need to shit!

by Kanye West toenail July 1, 2025

July 21

On this day you have to hit it from the back and massage your girl

Gf: omg it’s July 21

Bf: what’s that

Gf: you have to hit it from the back and massage me

Bf: say less

by Max from South Park July 21, 2024

July 8

He is a playboy and a lying character, he doesn't know how to eat, sleep, he is the worst boy

He : How you correct all girls
He : because i born in july 8

by Karmegakuzhali May 28, 2021

julie chacko

A beautiful and loving girl anyone would be lucky to meet her

I have My love ..my julie chacko .....and she'll always love me

by Joshua someone June 19, 2017

July

The time of year people go on vacation and don't think about basketball or sports, because it's the time of year to think about that.

Thank god the NBA Finals are over and done with, having them in July is like having the Super Bowl on Christmas or New Years, it's bullshit.

by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021

July 28

National Rex Oz Day

July 28 is fucking rex oz day

by Rex Oz July 28, 2022

Jolt Jewels July

The opposite of No Nut November, the 6 month filler for Destroy Dick December.

Uncle Sam: I want you to join the Goon Platoon this Jolt Jewels July!

by SplitYerKitteh July 9, 2025