July 13

Greasy hair retarded ginger.

Anyone born on July 13 is a greasy ginger.

by Jacob1235332 October 13, 2021

July 22nd

July 22nd is the 203rd day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. July 22nd is also known as "National Ignore Ligman Day" 162 days remain until the end of the year on this date.

Riley: Hey did you know it's July 22nd?!
Kyle: No I didn't! What's the significance of today?
Riley: Just ignore Ligman!
Ligman: Hey guys let's play some minecraft!!
Riley:
Kyle:
Ligman: Okay guess not!

by Mister Jamie July 22, 2023

julie ballz

the wife to aaron ballz and is the prettiest and most perfect girl you’ll ever lay your eyes on

she’s so hot she’s definitely julie ballz

by stiixyy May 6, 2022

Julie

To clumsily bumble, fumble or spill something.

To generally make a clumsy mistake.

I just julied my tray of shots over someone..

Pulling/ doing a julie

by Daywalken November 19, 2023

Julie

Julie is Norwegian for “soft fingers”. It can be used when someone’s fingers, are soft like banana and avocado. Julie is not a positive word and should not be used.

Boy: let go of me! You have julie.
Girl: I used too much hand custard, please let me hold your hand.
Boy: no.
Girl: but I love you.
Boy: ew. I don’t want your julie to infect me too!

by Small fish aura March 18, 2018

July 15th

July 15th is the day that that one of the best addys that was ever thrown and one of the most historic music video was mad by the rapper True Bamba

All my grandkids keep asking me what happened the day July 15th I don’t even remember I was too fucked up.

“If you didn’t go to true Bambas addy July 15th you missed the a decade worth of experience in one night. ”

by Jarell Johnson July 11, 2022

July 24

National give the last person you texted a gift day.

Kam: *gives kendall a gift*

kendall: what’s this for

kam: it’s July 24, national give the last person you texted a gift

by itsdefnotkaylee December 5, 2021