To get hindered or prevented from accomplishing a goal. Often this happens in unexpected ways and especially in American Samoa.
I thought you were on the flight off island last night and had tickets to the super bowl tomorrow?
Yeah, I was but I got fucking jammed. The plane hit some of the dogs that run loose all over and broke it's landing gear. The next flight out is in five days.
Yeah, I was but I got fucking jammed. The plane hit some of the dogs that run loose all over and broke it's landing gear. The next flight out is in five days.
by Don Reticulo May 09, 2018
Female cum. the liquid that makes a women " wet " during sexual intercourse or when she is sexually aroused .
I licked Sarah's pussy last night and she got her clam jam all over my face.
Sally is so horny, I can see her clam jam seeping through her pants.
Sally is so horny, I can see her clam jam seeping through her pants.
by Randy Rumplenuts June 09, 2016
what park jimin doesn’t have
by okayiknow November 13, 2020
Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
by P73 Fox May 31, 2025
Jammed up is when you are
1. So fucked up on you cannot be understood
2.Worked up about something
3. Stuck in a pickle
4. When you are caught doing something bottom of the barrel
1. So fucked up on you cannot be understood
2.Worked up about something
3. Stuck in a pickle
4. When you are caught doing something bottom of the barrel
by Shimmaster69 August 08, 2024
A traffic jam created by two or more moms who stop to chat in a doorway, oblivious of the crowd behind them.
Shep thought he could make it out of the gym before the concession stand closed, but he didn’t count on the inevitable postgame ma’am jam.
by Dorkmuffin April 28, 2019
by BrownleeBaker October 28, 2023