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The Dick Check

The act of a women checking your dick for its size. If under 6 inches you have failed the check. If your gay and your under 6 inches then you're obviously the catcher in the relationship.
Dude, she performed The Dick Check on me last and past with flying colors...then again she was asian and tight.
by Stukdwnbassist July 3, 2011
mugGet the The Dick Checkmug.

Check

To Put Someone In Their Place.
by DIDDIEEEE January 13, 2017
mugGet the Checkmug.

dirty check-up

"At 49 i went for my dirty check-up; i came too soon, before the nurse even applied the gloves."
by sor.eal September 13, 2016
mugGet the dirty check-upmug.

Background check

Ask about information to find out If that girl been doing d*cks
by Toslizzy September 27, 2023
mugGet the Background checkmug.

Check Money

A large amount of money that typically exceeds $1,000 and/or what the average person would consider too much money to be causally carrying around.

Check money is typically used for big purchases such as a car or house.
Example:
Cash or check?

Cash is easier it’s only $35 not Check money.

Person 1: I want to buy a new mustang

Person 2: You got Check money for a mustang?
by Sstav August 5, 2021
mugGet the Check Moneymug.

Stupid Check

stupid check (n.): A basic task or test designed to check if you have been paying attention/have basic knowledge in a subject area you have been taught more thoroughly about.
ex: "I thought that chem exam would be hard but half the questions were about stuff we learned last year. Total stupid check."
by blakingdom September 22, 2021
mugGet the Stupid Checkmug.

Dry checking

When you are being made fun of in a very subtle way.
Boyyy I know you not dry checking with them busted ass fims (fake Timberlands) on.
by Dirk504 May 20, 2019
mugGet the Dry checkingmug.

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