When a bald headed Irish man positions his freshly shaven bean bag uncomfortably within his trouser zipper, walk around for hours at the club with only a few select meat gazers, celebrities, and ladies noticing, and doesn’t even need a moisturizer.
When asked if you want to see the Deep Creek Belt Buckle, don’t look down!
Wow! Although the cheeseburger moved to a slider, that Belt Buckle sure is impressive!
Irish Guy: Hey I love the work you’ve been doin, check out my belt buckle…
Actor: Cool!
Irish Guy: I’m going to put the beans away
Group: please don’t, it’s actually wierd when they aren’t out!
Wow! Although the cheeseburger moved to a slider, that Belt Buckle sure is impressive!
Irish Guy: Hey I love the work you’ve been doin, check out my belt buckle…
Actor: Cool!
Irish Guy: I’m going to put the beans away
Group: please don’t, it’s actually wierd when they aren’t out!
by Rick&Donnie July 22, 2022
Once you step in, there's no gettin' the fuck out. The cool mud surrounds your whole muthafuckin body. Then... when all hope is lost... you ejaculate.
by My Titties Just Farted November 30, 2019
The act of a consistent smoker who had a breathing hole put into their throat, giving a blow job, through the breathing hole, often making a vacumn clogging sound, other than a blowjob making a mop bucket sound.
I went over to Doris's house yesterday, and she got up to get something to drink, next thing I know, she tripped, and gave me an accidental Deep Chesting.
by xXKokOfJusticeXx May 31, 2013
Thw persian deep mine sexual postition: A dildo or other serial toy is affiliated to the tip of a pogo stick and the fitted into an orifice and then operated.
by Lary hitler October 14, 2023
we're in the 4th quarter going deep 3
by BeatinMeat December 26, 2016
When a female eats a dick and the ball sack all the way down her throat until she gagging and vomiting on his dick.
My man said "hit me w/that scorpion deep throat. I placed his huge dick inside my mouth while making sure to be able to gently reach down my throat. When I got to the bottom of his penis I added in his balls until I gagged and even vomited on his penis. It made me hot, horny, and hungry for more.
by @hottieonwheelz November 13, 2021
by Employeez October 12, 2022