by Mcphil69 October 09, 2020
I went to Daubi for half the year with my husband bought some flowers for my mom , made a nice treehouse for my daughter stayed at home. With the family ..mom emptied holy mared as she saw Me come back with my husband holy mared as we walked into the house.
by Pink warrior June 14, 2018
noun. a unique marital bond that is such a significant bond, that one can only compare it to a spiritual or "holy" bond between a married couple that enthusiastically "MART" (see ud definition) on one another.
"Aaron and Miranda live blissfully in holy Martrimony," says Tony to Dean when he noticed the couples room was over- powered by the ever-lingering, pungent aroma of holy martrimony.
by Tonecapone October 10, 2023
by Tethedonn February 06, 2022
for people into shit fetishes this ones for you after a long period of anal fucking a bird that had a bad case of the shits you stand and stretch like jesus on the cross then the girl still in the doggy position sprays you from head to foot in shit causing the holy jesus effect its a mix of holy shit and jesus
oh mighty god i pray to thee that you give this woman thy power to spray thee in feocal matter from thy head to thy foot therefore giving me thy power of the holy jesus
by anal*smear July 25, 2008
Ok listen here you CANNOT say this to your elementary friends unless you want the teacher to come over or to your middle and high school friends otherwise they think you are just fucking weird. Never say this unless you are that ONE guy who keeps talking to me in Social Studies. I'm talking to you James.
by ok male friend February 24, 2020
Taking a dump while reading the Bible.
by i.poop.in.church.69 March 20, 2018