Holy Granoly

An interjection used in replacement of "holy moly". Used by those who enjoy eating granola.

"Holy granoly, that's so sick!"
"Holy granoly, I'm so sorry for your loss."

by Granola Enjoyer June 05, 2024

holy granoly

The greatest of all types of consumables. The term holy granoly can be used to describe anything from the greatest dick you’ve ever tasted to cheddar Chex mix.

“Yo I heard Janet got the Holy Granoly last night”

“This party better have some Holy Granoly or I’m gonna cut Brooke’s toe off”

by KindVonJesus March 31, 2018

Holy Diamond

The Holy Diamond is a series of piercings which is all connected by 14 karot gold chains. The series starts at the ceptum, a small bar septum which goes to mid nostril on both sides. Then two chains from each side connect down to lower lip rings (yes this does make it hard to eat, but it’s a great weight loss program). From the lip rings it goes to the nips, then down from the nips it all connects and finishes up at the bellybutton

Zach: Did you see Paul’s Holy Diamond?

Daria: Yes! I can’t believe he actually got his nipples pierced for that!!

by bettytheyettislayer February 26, 2018

Holy Blow 69000

When a male gets his penis stuck inside of a vacuum cleaner with gum stuck to the inside, giving pleasure to the victim.

“Yo man, I just got Holy Blow 69000 from Grandma’s Vacuum!”
“Todd’s cleaner gave me Holy Blow”

by w2step71 February 08, 2022

Holy Child

the kid who says that they follow all the christian values, but smokes, drinks, has sex, and just breaks most of their own rules

Lexi says she is a "holy child", bit we all know better

by c0wb0y B0b November 19, 2022

Holy child

A school of sluts and hoes.
This school is fun for partiers, it’s an easier version of stone ridge.
All the guys target holy child for the hot girls.
It’s very easy and super fun.
The high schoolers love juuls and alcohol.

Guy #1 Omg that girl is so hot! She must be from holy child!
Guy #1 Imma go give her a head, bye.

Guy #2 O well I already hooked up with her so...
Guy #1 What ever she’s still so fucking gorgeous

by heyoitsurgirlo October 29, 2018

Holy Child

Literally the best school in the world. Not even up for debate. Nuff said. Periodt.

Everyone wishes they went to Holy Child.

by LödedDiaper January 13, 2021