goat shoulders

A lack of shoulders. Resembling a goats small torso.

My mother’s goat shoulders cause her dress straps to fall right off.

by Buddy43 December 24, 2023

Goated

When you lose or get passed up by the G.O.A.T. (old musky middle aged man)

Man you suck!! You just got Goated

by mpage619 February 7, 2019

floaty goat

when a penis floats in a body of water (usually a bathtub)

"yeah man I was taking a bath yesterday and I had a floaty goat"

by darewe August 1, 2023

Speed Goat

Any animal that willingly and suicidally places itself between your automobile and your destination at an inopportune moment. From the combination of Speed Bump + Goat (generic animal).

Watch out for those Speed Goats in the middle of Wyoming, they'll get you every time.

by CodeMan Sr. December 14, 2010

Feeling My Goats

Feeling a sense of pride / feeling good about something you have done, only to realize you were being delusional about what you did.

Melinda: I 100% I was top three, I was feeling my goats and then I heard all of that and I'm like. Fuck you all fucking four of you.

by Chilli Tortellini April 6, 2024

The goat of X

A user of the site X (formerly known as twitter) who could be named the greatest on the site.

"have you seen @deesucksass? they're the goat of X!"

by traxe January 7, 2025

Goat

Goat, Aka Playboi Carti

"Yo have you heard the goat's new album?"
"Who is the goat?"
"Carti dumbass"

by Let me honk your horns pls October 30, 2021