Speed Goat

Any animal that willingly and suicidally places itself between your automobile and your destination at an inopportune moment. From the combination of Speed Bump + Goat (generic animal).

Watch out for those Speed Goats in the middle of Wyoming, they'll get you every time.

by CodeMan Sr. December 14, 2010

floaty goat

when a penis floats in a body of water (usually a bathtub)

"yeah man I was taking a bath yesterday and I had a floaty goat"

by darewe August 1, 2023

Goat

Goat, Aka Playboi Carti

"Yo have you heard the goat's new album?"
"Who is the goat?"
"Carti dumbass"

by Let me honk your horns pls October 30, 2021

The goat of X

A user of the site X (formerly known as twitter) who could be named the greatest on the site.

"have you seen @deesucksass? they're the goat of X!"

by traxe January 7, 2025

Goat Boy

An epithet given to a person channeling her/his inner demons in a state of hunger or tiredness often resulting in a goat like scream from the depths of hell.

-Listen, just chill out man, the pizza guy is on his way.
-GWHUUAAWAAHIIOOOAHW F@#* YOU!
-Whoa, play it cool goat boy!

by Boyism June 17, 2019

Goat in the sheep skin

Refers to being a master of your craft, and having your own distinct style, but being in a state where you haven't shown the world your true ability.

This can also refer to people thinking that you are trash, and then showing them that you have talent.

"Damn, he's the goat in the sheep skin!"

by Fake sheep March 31, 2021

Feeling My Goats

Feeling a sense of pride / feeling good about something you have done, only to realize you were being delusional about what you did.

Melinda: I 100% I was top three, I was feeling my goats and then I heard all of that and I'm like. Fuck you all fucking four of you.

by Chilli Tortellini April 6, 2024