goat story

When someone loses miserably in an argument

Me and Jeff and he ended up telling a total goat story.

by dani_bear99 March 30, 2015

Promiscuous Goat

A man whore who has the facial hair, of a goat.

Omg, he's such a promiscuous goat, he needs to shave his face...off.

by ThatBitch420 September 23, 2015

THE GOAT

THE GROSSEST OF ALL TIME

Hitler and Yonson are THE GOATS

by Itsjustguy January 27, 2023

Goat Fuck

When the male puts his hands on a females shoulders and slams that dick in her until she screams like a goat.

Girl bend over so I can goat fuck you.

by Usesreallifeexamples June 29, 2022

GOAT

G: Great

O: Ompalompa
A: As
T: Trash

Her: That makes you a goat
Him: Goats a good thing though

Her: Great Ompaloompa As Trash
Him: you just made that up

by perfectlyfomulated June 15, 2016

The Goat

Aharen.

Aharen (from Aharen is indecipherable) did it first and did it better than Komi Can't Communicate, and is THE GOAT.
Chad: "Komi is TRASH compared to Aharen."
Mega Chad: "I know right?"

by SlugFish June 2, 2022

Goat Hair

A trashy, dirty, unkempt person who has poor hygiene and is smelly and greasy like the hair on a goat.

Ahh man, here comes Darren. He’s big and sweaty and always smells bad. What a fucking goat hair.

by Big and Weird May 30, 2021