Whenever goats get jump-scared sometimes they just ragdoll like a fucking drunk guy who over-reacts to getting a fork thrown at them.
Rude guy: *scares little goat*
Goat: *faints*
Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'
Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*
Goat: *faints*
Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'
Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*
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that piece of goat turd. not sheep dip sold us out with promises of gold but no one left alive to spend it.
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