february 9th (attack jeremy day)

feberuary 9th is the day you get to freely attack anybody named jeremy. we hate you, people named jeremy!

"I can slap you, it's February 9th (attack jeremy day). I can attack anybody named Jeremy."

by shrimpgod413 February 9, 2024

February 14

The Valentine Boy aka Jeong Jaehyun of NCT birthday 💚

Friend : today is February 14 and it’s Valentine’s Day , do you have anyone to celebrate with ?

nctzen : why celebrate Valentine’s Day when you can celebrate Jaehyun’s birthday ?

by empathyuno July 31, 2021

faggy february

a challenge where during the month of february you can only watch gay porn similar to no nut November or destroy dick december

“bro I lost faggy february.” “bro how could you do that.”

by ultrarecipidarian January 31, 2024

February 2nd

February second is national send one titty pic day

“Wow I can’t believe it’s already February 2nd, can’t wait to get my titty pic”

by Blowingthebackcracker February 2, 2025

February 3rd

Fat bitches day! Well done if you have those meaty thighs cuz it’s ur day go out and spread the word!!

Yo it’s February 3rd! Yas fat bitches

by Innit_fam January 14, 2021

February 21

slap your tall friend on the head day

short: AYO get on my level
tall: why

Short: it’s February 21 I get to slap you in the face
tall: oh shit is it

by annafrankshideandseekclub February 11, 2022

February 15

Your birthgiver couldn't have held you in until midnight, or pushed you out a day earlier? People born on February 15 are horrendous narcissists and can't contain their audacity into their short-ass body. Calm the fuck down, Satan. Why don't you stfu and learn some perspective. Spoiler alert, other people have different povs than you do. You are not the main character in everyone else's story

Oh, you were born on February 15? I just remembered I have to walk my dead fish on that day, maybe I'll see you later, but hopefully not. Don't wait up

by thesethiccthighsdontlie November 24, 2023