flatty

Gnarly cat known as 'flatty' which is short for flattfacesnaggletooth. She has won ugliest cat of the year award twice, and lives in an alley in central oregon.
Her myspace page is: myspace.com/flattface

"damn, that cat is almost as ugly as flatty."

by scrawn mcdonough October 9, 2007

Flatachunga

a more complex version of the chatatunga instead of the normal chop you run up behind the person and jump the deliver a chatatunga which you know is a chop to the neck

omg roy just gave tysoe a flatachunga

god please i dont need to get a flatachunga'

by Patrick Izzo January 24, 2008

Flatpower

When a flat mate becomes dominant and controlling over others.

Ali: 'Get off the internet and watch me play x-box, and sit here, then wash the dishes, then suck me off...'
Adam: Fuck off you nocturnal batty... your getting a little Flatpower....

by Adam Staton. May 13, 2008

flatpecker

Referring to female genitalia. Used normally, in a negative, or sarcastic sense....

I haven't seen much of Gordy since he got in house, with that flatpecker.

by Iceman6969 September 25, 2008

flatone

flatone;the (German: Flatone;der)
Used to explain the highest possible form of a Flatus Maximus.
Commonly used by Pablontologists to threaten morons and Anti-Pablontology.

I just sent a flatone to your momma.
My last flatone pulled out some piece of s***.

by killino March 6, 2009

Flatuality Defect

A personality defect that is characterized: by the unwelcome act of a re-occurring toot. AKA anal flatulence. The inappropriate and excessive protrusion of methane gases through rectum expulsion.

To sit next to a fellow passenger, or person for an undisclosed spell of time who openly passes wind (or farts) at regular intervals, causing undue stress and unnecessary nasal inhalation to the neighboring party.

EG, he's got major Flatuality Defect
or He's open with his flatuality

by Katie G & Jill D July 26, 2009

Flatlings

Large, saggy, flat breasts

"Jesus Christ! Did you see the flatlings on that lady?

by Scummy Smith December 10, 2009