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Douche-bagula 

1. The most supreme form of a douchebag, this person's douchebaggery know's no bounds

2. ANYONE who watched, liked, or talked about in a good way, failed hard movie Twilight

3. See definition #2

4. Any Mexican who's named Jose Paublo Miranda

5. Anyone who likes vampire movies is not a douche-bagula, unless you like Twilight

6. Anyone who doesn't use the term "Cockass"

7. All Jews :)
1. The 10 year old girl who was waiting on the red carpet, while the star of the male vampire of the suck-ass movie Twilight screaming "Bite me, bite me" is a douche-bagula

2. Anyone of Jew-ish descent is a douche-bagula

3. Because Jose Paublo Miranda pussies out on so many things, he is the ultimate douche-bagula
Douche-bagula by McPimping June 20, 2009

Douche Chills 

When someone is being a douche bag so bad you get the chills.
The lady I work with was on the phone and was being such a douche to the person on the other end that I got the douche chills.
Douche Chills by Jen9057 September 29, 2009

douche bagish 

An act (usually by a guy) that is considered sketchy, shaddy, and just all out ridiculous. Mainly performed by ass holes, but can sometimes also make one and ass hole.
when a guy makes out with you, and then acts like you are the obsessed idiot.
douche bagish by abs March 1, 2005

douche bag 

Ben McLane is a douche bag.
douche bag by Suzie February 3, 2005

douche pot pie 

The most potent of all douche-related insults. The king/queen of all douches, recipient of the "biggest douche in the universe" award.
"Dude, you cheated on your girlfriend with her mom, and then you jacked her stereo! You're a total douche pot pie!!"
douche pot pie by Devian November 25, 2005

Douche Bag Mikey 

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!
This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.
Douche Bag Mikey by Uh... June 26, 2003