Do-Nothinger

A "Do-Nothinger" is a person who is employed by some sort of retail establishment who does nothing at all while customers are waiting. They will normally just act like they have a purpose, but they don't. This can be seen in banks, and other governmental agencies where there are consumers waiting in line wishing the employees would hurry up and get to them while they appear to be doing things related to the business at hand, but they are not.

Hello, I would like to apply for the position of Do-Nothinger ... I can do nothing better than they can.

by Bailmaninmo December 16, 2018

doing the jack

yanking the cockster

my mom walked in and was frightened when she saw me doing the jack.

by nicktheyankknocker December 18, 2018

Doing the Napa

The sex act of a male being filmed fingering his own arse while his friend shadow boxes in front if him. Made famous by NRL player Dylan Napa.

Any new years resolutions?
...this year I'm going to try and stop Doing the Napa

by Tallhayden January 12, 2019

Doing a David

When you feed your pet puppy dog a meat feast pizza and when said dog inevitably dies you act sorry but don’t accept you killed it despite you feeding it a pizza twice it’s weight

“Oh don’t overfeed your dog! You’re doing a David!”

by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018

Doing a Toeran

Disappearing for a prolonged amount of time without a trace. ( Alternatively saying you will be right back in 5 minutes and disappearing for the entire day.)

God damnit, Aiden's 'Doing a Toeran'.

by Big_Boi_Hoffy July 11, 2018

Doing a Adnane

(Idiom) means you had plans to go out with your mates but at the last minute you decide to cancel it and give a stupid excuse. Legend has it that it was named after Adnane Amrani who decided not to show up for a game with his chels' buddies because he had "dinner with colleagues"

Oh Im sorry lads ! I can't go out tonight.
Oh Shut up ! you're always doing a Adnane

by Adamlampard August 13, 2018

Doing a Juliet

Fingering a wall (typically a balcony wall) as a means of displaying sexual desire towards your love interest.
Often followed by sleeping with them and then killing yourself next to your love.

First seen in the 1968 romance film, Romeo and Juliet.

Girl 1: Are you into that Romeo guy?

Girl 2: No... where would you get that idea?

Girl 1: Because, whenever you see him you start Doing a Juliet... you’ve fingered a hole into your balcony wall.

by CbkTsuki February 12, 2019