the broken car paradox

The broken car paradox is a metaphor for how one hundred percent of relationships end with either a break up or someone dying which leads some so ask "Why even get into a relationship? " the same philosophical idea can be applied to buying a new car. "Why even buy a car if it'll one day fall apart and end up in a junk yard?"

It doesn't matter if I say yes or no to her because of the broken car paradox.

by New_edge2002 September 5, 2022

Tesco Car Park

A kingdom, home to driver royalty such as King Papa Tomlinson III, he watches over his kingdom every night as he handbrake turns around the area whilst on balloons

Behold Tesco Car Park

by The corsa April 23, 2022

foggy car window

if u see her post a video of her making a heart on a foggy car window u lost

she just posted a a heart on foggy car window im gonna kill my self

by anonymous May 10, 2022

Car's Extended Warranty

Some stupid line used by scammers and that Indian guy on the phone

We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty. You should've received a notice in the mail about your car's extended warranty eligibility. Since we've not gotten response, we're giving you a final courtesy call before we close out your file. Press 2 to be removed and placed on our do-not-call list. To speak to someone about possibly extending or reinstating your vehicle's warranty, press 1 to speak with a warranty specialist.

by ambatu kam October 13, 2022

Mighty Car Mods

A amazing automotive YouTube channel about doing DIY modifications to cars, definitely one of the best car related channels on YouTube.

Person 1: Have you seen the new Mighty Car Mods video yet?
Person 2: yeah I watched it yesterday it was awesome!

by benjamin_exsits December 15, 2021

Blue Banana Car

BBC: Blue Banana Car, Blue Banana Car, BLUE!!! BANANA!!! CAR!!! *Car Crashes, FUCK THIS SONG I'M NEVER SINGING THIS FUCKING SHIT ASS SONG!!!

Remember That Time When You Found That Video About Blue Banana Cars You Found On A Kids Game

by AcedBits September 22, 2021

Car park juice

That gross water in the gutters and in puddles usually on roads, in carparks and on paths, usually has a putrid colour and smell and un imaginable floaties

I was walking through the car park yesterday and stepped in a puddle and in splashed stale car park juice all over my new shoes!

by Hotgirl6444 July 24, 2021