Carl camera

A Carl Camera is a recording camera that a Carl places in an inconspicuous place and tries to record himself having sex with have girls without their consent. Or just videos them getting out of the shower without their consent.

"You never want to step out of the shower only to find a carl camera staring back at you."
"A Carl camera is the creepiest thing ever!"
"I know! I found one in my toilet!"

by Profound Observations July 9, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 27, 2025

Garrett Cameron

A man of great stature, who you respect immensely. Also has cool glasses

I want to be like Garrett Cameron when I am older

by lumberjaque October 27, 2025

Crotched the camera

When, in the midst of something completely kick ass, you totally screw up. For instance, if during the superbowl halftime show, you completely eff up your sweet-ass crotch slide into the camera by plowing the camera man, thus rendering it completely NOT cool. Also, "crotching the camera."

"Man, the Boss totally crotched the camera at the halftime show...I think he was limping afterwards."

by Ellbee February 1, 2009

sophie and cameron

a really nice guy that can't shake off a clingy cunt.

Ben: heyyy whats yup
cam: not much, tryna get rid of my sophie, shes such a sophie and cameron
Ben: ophelia

by knvd November 12, 2016

sophie and cameron

a really nice guy that can't shake off a clingy cunt.

Ben: heyyy whats yup
cam: not much, but just realised i am such a massive sophie and cameron!
Ben: ophelia

by knvd November 12, 2016

Drop the camera

Failing to score with the hot photographer at the wedding because you almost broke the equipment.

Lester almost tooled that except he was afraid he would drop the camera and there wasn't a replacement.

by B-dawg August 24, 2017