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Ass Cracker

Its mean your a fucking ass and can't do shit
So someone sitting down not doing anything and your like oh you fucking ass cracker
by Atalo June 7, 2017
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Gram-cracker

Gramaw + Craker. A racist, old, white person. Works for Male and Female.
Betty Brown is a Gram-cracker that wants Asian-Americans to have more Americanized names that are "easier" to say. Good luck, Betty Brown.
by stinkystee May 18, 2009
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Ass Cracker

A loud fart that feels like a firework popping in your ass.
Man that sneezed caused me to let loose a real ass cracker.
by Gatortail17 January 13, 2019
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Jack Crackered

Rhyming slang for knackered, meaning tired. Pronounced Crack-ed
by manoocachoonie August 7, 2025
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crackeritis

Crackeritis is a thing or "condition" that is used to describe people who are mixed with white and something else and tend to appear light skinned/pale.
person one: dude are u white?

person two: nah man, just got crackeritis.
by HomoForMyHusband May 11, 2022
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Cracker Whore

Noun/racial slur: a cracker whore is a white trash hillbilly, probably addicted to drugs and most definitely has a trailer that smells strongly of cigarettes and Budlight, who is loose in the goose if you know what I mean.

They get around. They do the doggy style and complete the missionary quite often.)
They are also notoriously unfaithful to their partners and non committal. They're also more likely to commit spousal abuse and have an untrained dog with fleas that they treat better than their spouse. They’re also disproportionately transphobic, homophobic, biphobic, xenophobic, and sexist but that isn’t a requirement for being a cracker whore, you can still qualify just by being white trashy and slutty.
(Masculine/feminine/gender neutral)
1.) Daisy-Mae from down the street is such a god awful, tuna fish smelling cracker whore that she slept with the entire football team and gave them all and STD in Jr. year.

2.) Hunter from the trailer across the road is the kind of Cracker whore that will kiss his flea bitten dog on the mouth before he kisses someone else’s wife in his own trashy ass, hole ridden, cigarette smelling marital bed that he bought after his engagement to his current partner.

3.) Luke is such a fucking cracker whore that he tricks people into thinking he’s changed and isn’t a homophobe or transphobe anymore just so he can trick a female into trusting him and then asks those same people to sell him cucking pornography when he knows they’re financially struggling and then hits them with more transphobia by surprise after they’ve already sold their bodies to him while he sleeps with a ton of other poor women who don’t know what a trashy ass skank he is at the same time.
by NotURmomsLIB June 21, 2024
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Planet Cracker

One who plays Fenix with expert proficiency. This individual will get every kill and is always the MVP. He must be named Chris.
The blazing blue light of the planet cracker just saved everyone's ass.
by Aclyptico January 24, 2019
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