Under the bus

Something to be kept secret; Kept in the closet

"Did you know those two are dating?"

"Yes, but they said to keep it under the bus."

by Amanorsomething October 4, 2024

Bus Cunts

The person who drives a bus and always decides to pull out in front of you like they are in the biggest hurry in the world, then proceed to crawl along slower than a Wiki.

What a lovely day for a driv.......HEY........Bloody Bus Cunt just pulled out in front of me. Now I am having a shitty day. I really dislike these Bus Cunts.

by hewi12 November 16, 2016

Just the Bus Driver

The phrase for someone who jumps into conversations at the wrong time

Eh, it happens, I’m just the bus driver.

by Firefaul December 7, 2017

Bye Bye Bus

The Bye Bye Bus is a bendy bus with 3 carriages. Each one hosting a different class. The very back of the bus is where all the slaves and kidnapped people are going to 'The Lake' which is a giant body of water where all the salves are chucked in with chains around them... The Lake is surrounded by barbed wire and bindis in the grass. The middle carriage is host to all the men and women who are invited to the broffel (Brothel). This is the premium carriage. All these men and women cosnent to going to the Broffel and this is a large building where it is solely for the purpose of prositution for free. The two carriages; Last and Middle can be classified into an analogy, first class and economy (airlines). The first carriage is where the driver and all the Bye Bye Bus employees sit and party. In this carriage is a spa, food, drinks and a buffet. Any customers of the Bye Bye Bus (anyone in the second or last carriage) who have children will be separated from their kids and the kids are thrown into the underside of the bus (where the luggage goes) then they are mushed into soup which is poured into 'The Lake'.

Oh so you took my lipstick... you whore... you're going on the Bye Bye Bus... you're going to The Lake!

Oh I get to go to the Broffel today... I am getting the Bye Bye Bus tonight!

Bill: Where did Julie and her son Max go?
Sarah: Oh they went on the Bye Bye Bus to The Lake...

by Petrol Sniffers December 3, 2020

Bus chaser

The best song forever and it is about 8745 which is a stupid D and T teacher in LSC called small ng. The original song is called creeper aww man.

Are you a'BUS CHASER'?

by Chan Tai Man November 12, 2019

Magic School Bus

A marijuana blunt with crushed xanax inside

You want to throw in on this magic school bus?

by Big Jate December 11, 2017

Bus Driver

When a man at a cemetery dressed as a nun is receiving anal sex from a man dressed as God.

"Haha" says the man removing his God costume, "I'm the guy from the bus"
"Haha" says the nun removing her costume, "I'm the bus driver"

by RBK4LIFE May 26, 2018