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anal ding

The event in which your smartphone's Facebook messenger app makes a dinging sound causing you to check said message only to discover a conversation about anal sex. In that conversation, the word "ding" is now a reference to that event. Further, the use of the word "dong" as a reply to an anal dinging adds further hilarity as this is a reference to the male genitalia often used for the aforementioned anal sex.
"I was at work and got an anal ding. This brought a smile to my face."
by Cali Jester March 6, 2014
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Anal Globetrotter

When you finger an anus and your partner does a full 360 degree turn on your finger, like a globetrotter spinning a basketball.
My girlfriend was dizzy after giving her an anal globetrotter.
by Roy McHebroid October 12, 2017
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Anal tweakage

When someone, usually your boss or a dick higher up the reporting line than you, insists on making small, totally unnecessary adjustments to what you've been working on for HOURS just to prove the point that a) they are more senior than you and b) they are in fact a dick
Oh bloody hell, don't show that slide deck to Mongo, he's bound to want a bit of anal tweakage on that bad boy
by Doobyduck December 10, 2019
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Anal Donut

Other Name for Asshole, Buthole or Spincter.
I'm gonna fuck that bitch deep between the ruts of her Anal Donut.
I like licking the chocolate frosting from between Sarah's Anal Donut
by Idisownbikesnobs June 29, 2017
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Anal Leverage

When someone is giving anal and the other person moves in a different direction rapidly and the anal giver's penis is yanked uncomfortably in the direction that the other person moves.
Mate I was giving some mad anal last night but she pulled out and gave me some massive anal leverage!
by LA FOOTBALL January 25, 2017
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anal freeze

That dick was a real anal freeze!
by lennard457523 June 5, 2016
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flamming anal

Where you are going so hard either the anal cavity gets red hot or the penis catches fire.
If it isn't flamming, you ain't trying hard enough. Go faster!!!! I want flamming anal
by bigdaddy001 November 13, 2013
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