by Jazzmaster3000 April 18, 2021
When you feel that you have to pee and try to pee, but can't pee, it is called a pee heeve, especially when it happens repeatedly. Happens most in older men.
by Kelly-TBCRI August 18, 2024
When people pee everywhere in the house or office in buckets and gatorade bottles and others try not to look at the people peeing because it would be gay (ohhhh! Rainbow) or mercury poison minded (ohhhh! Lezbi dirty mind) to look. And everyone's exercising a lot and trying to gain muscle. 💪 And you pee in the toilets and it makes extreme loud sound and it's turbulance!
And if you have a few beers, more pee turbulance (because beer makes pee sound louder), but it might spill to the floor sometimes!
And sometimes you are driving a truck and pee in a Gatorade or Powerade bottle.
Pee turbulance!
And if you have a few beers, more pee turbulance (because beer makes pee sound louder), but it might spill to the floor sometimes!
And sometimes you are driving a truck and pee in a Gatorade or Powerade bottle.
Pee turbulance!
Ratonis: *pshhhhhhh. Peeing sounds.
Others: I don't wanna see! Looks away!
Ratonis: Puts nut sack and stuff away.
*5 minutes later.
Police: Wee ooh! Well. Everything seems normal.
*Gets snacks.
Ratonis: Few! That was a close one!
*Grabs nut sack and stuff for a second.
*Earthquake!
*Drinks beers.
*Pees in bathroom.
*Loud sound pee turbulance!
Hahaha haha! LOL!
Others: I don't wanna see! Looks away!
Ratonis: Puts nut sack and stuff away.
*5 minutes later.
Police: Wee ooh! Well. Everything seems normal.
*Gets snacks.
Ratonis: Few! That was a close one!
*Grabs nut sack and stuff for a second.
*Earthquake!
*Drinks beers.
*Pees in bathroom.
*Loud sound pee turbulance!
Hahaha haha! LOL!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 20, 2023
Matt: I’m going to go jungle pee!
Sara: What’s that mean?
Troy: Oh he’s politely telling us he’s going to go take a shit.
Sara: What’s that mean?
Troy: Oh he’s politely telling us he’s going to go take a shit.
by Kas Lupo May 20, 2023
by KaiTheCrusader June 25, 2022
An obnoxious homosexual male or transgender being who parades in private or public deriving heavy pleasure in the folding of the penis between the legs. Basically, everyone from San Francisco.
Person 1: Did you hear that Terry in the office is a Pee-Pee Tucker? Like that dude, Buffalo Bill, from that one movie. Dancing in the mirror, all tucked down, listening to Donna Summer and shit.
Person 2: Hell no I didn't hear that! That shit is bunk! Fuck that dude.
Person 2: Hell no I didn't hear that! That shit is bunk! Fuck that dude.
by The_Master356 July 28, 2017
The time when kids get up to the craziest things, run amok and tear the house down. Usually happens when the mother has to relieve her bladder.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.
Candice: "Omfg! I was in the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! And when I came back, the plasma TV is broken on the floor, the ADSL cable had been chewed off, my two year old is covered in body cream, there is food on the ground and the dog is spraypainted green!"
Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"
Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?
Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."
Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"
Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"
Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
Jacques: ...
Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"
Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?
Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."
Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"
Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"
Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
Jacques: ...
by laserswordofdeath +3 November 04, 2017