A double donkey blumpkin is a sexual act wherein two men sit on toilets facing each other, and recieve fellatio as they evacuate their bowls. Both men should climax simultaneously, and at the moment of climax punch their partner in the occipital lobe as hard as possible.
Rex, Jan, Jill and I had a Double Donkey Blumpkin party last night... it was a mess, there's shit everywhere.
by Dr. Hotte Karl June 22, 2010
Get the Double Donkey Blumpkinmug. A guy or girl who would pay $20 to see a donkey have sex with a woman or man and have the beast ejaculate in his or her asshole.
She paid good money to see a twomp donkey creampie and was infuriated when it turned out to be a mule and a monkey.
by QuentisMaximus July 12, 2009
Get the Twomp Donkey Creampiemug. by It is on like donkey kong. September 24, 2011
Get the It is on like donkey kongmug. by fluffer November 23, 2002
Get the rubber donkey dickmug. by Mortimius Maximus November 25, 2003
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. The act of a blind siding punch to the rear of the head, delivererd to a Mexican by another Mexican, both of whom are in the United States on work Visas. This act is usually witnessed shortly after the two have eaten taco bell!
Witness #1: There go Olan and Victor just returning from Taco Bell.
Witness #2: Holy Shit! Olan just straight gave Victor a Mexican Donkey Punch!
Witness #1: Yo Quiero!
Witness #2: Holy Shit! Olan just straight gave Victor a Mexican Donkey Punch!
Witness #1: Yo Quiero!
by The Silent One May 8, 2008
Get the Mexican Donkey Punchmug. The act of fellatio, when you do the bob and weave; then as he begins to climax, you punch him in the stomach, the esophagus, chomp on his weiner and finally a good punch in the square pants.
My girlfriend performed a spongebob donkey punch on me last night. It was the best blow job ever! It was so good I sharted and then she licked my ass crack, thus she performed a spongebob hershey kiss.
by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008
Get the Spongebob Donkey Punchmug.