Piper clown

An arrogant man who says Piper down, speaking of himself in 3rd person, advertising his electrical and automotive skills and thus becomes Piper clown as the name Piper down is an indirect way of showing off sexual (unwanted) availability
My boyfriend advertised his business as Piper down, he ends up looking like Piper clown.
by Dangen123$ November 30, 2018
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clown kick

While balls deep doggystyle another person is kicking you in the balls with a big red shoe simultaneously squeezing their big red nose making a squeaky sound.
As I was being punished during an S&M session someone came over and gave me a clown kick.
by klownposse June 07, 2017
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Clown Dickery

When someone makes an absurd, overt analogy that no one will understand.
Collin using nadir to analogize the opposite of zenith during a game of fishbowl, when he knows that no one will get that analogy, is a whole nother level of clown dickery.
by Paul C Baby March 25, 2024
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Tears From a Sky Clown

1. Verb: To achieve ridiculous goals through ridiculous means.

2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.
My boss wants me to wash my teeth without a brush for the next week, but still wants me to be clean! It's like milking tears from a sky clown over here.
by jimmies be rustled April 08, 2020
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Clown brown

It’s just like the Cleveland steamer but you’re dressed up as a clown ;)
{friend} why are you dressed up and a clown and smell like shit?

{me} shit dawg my girl just made me clown brown her
by Clown brown 👁👄👁 December 15, 2019
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Clown Tears

The tears of someone, usually liberal, that's known for complaining or crying about every decision President Trump makes. Even the smart logical ones...
"yeah man ever since Trump backed out of that Paris deal Tina's been shedding those Clown Tears...
by BirdLi June 08, 2017
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Actual Clown

Somebody who dresses normal, and thinks their acting normal, but are actually a complete and actual clown
Dude did you see that guy that got stood up by the same girl 4 times in a row? Actual Clown
by Wilkin Fargolve September 08, 2020
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