cum drops

similar to gum drops, just made from semen instead of sugar

My girlfriend really enjoyed the cum drops that I put in her mouth

by so big June 10, 2013

cum oven

a womans private parts

she bent over and i slid it right into her cum oven

by bubtheboss March 30, 2008

Cum Munchies

When you are in the mood for a snack, but the only snack that will do is cum.

Dude #1: "Man, I haven't had any spunk all week! A nice hot load would really hit the spot right about now."

Dude #2: "Dude, you've got the cum munchies!"

by Cameron_Hunter December 17, 2012

cum weight

The weight that an individual gains after starting a new relationship due to the large(or not) volume of semen that is consumed during foreplay and/or sexual intercourse.

Can be used in a derogatory manner or not depending on individuals and context of conversation.

Non derogatory:
I have put on 6lbs since dating him, its totally cum weight.

Derogatory:
That bitch is so fat, its totally all cum weight.

by NMasters September 25, 2012

cum monger

Someone who lives to suck men dry and lap up every last drop of cum and will never let any touch the floor

Nigga 1 " Damn nigga I was with dis skeez last night and she be a fiend for the jizz."

Nigga 2 "Damn nig how u got luck like dat my bitch be hatin it when i cum in her mouth."

Nigga 1 " Ya ma nig dat bitch be a cum monger."

by Hooligans CG November 13, 2015

sad cum

sad cum is premature ejaculation caused by depression

'last night I was trying to beat my meat but I had a sad cum'

by Not Vick July 12, 2018

Cum sauce

Mayo like sauce with a more pungent taste and texture.

Sam loves a bit of cum sauce drizzled over his beef

by Fanny craddok June 11, 2016