Mind Jell-o

The state of being otherwise known as "Out-of-it".
When you are having trouble participating in conversation from lack of brain function, especially during intoxication.

Boy: So I says to Maybell, I says... Wait are you listening?
Girl: Sorry man, I have total Mind Jell-o

by GreenFox August 30, 2014

awk-o-meter

A device used to measure awkwardness. It never lies and can be very useful in helping you to avoid awkward situations before they can arise.

"Woah wait. I'm not opening that door. My awk-o-meter readings are through the roof."

by INdrrrianaBonez December 26, 2009

gains o' clock

Your normal workout time, could be in the morning, afyernoon, or at night.

"Hey Jeremy, ready to go the gym?" "Fuck yeah dude! Its gains o' clock!"

by Spiffy72 May 21, 2017

Bag O' Nasty

When a chick possess the triple threat combination of a FUPA, a Badonkadonk, and a Cameltoe.

Star Jones, in the heyday of "The View", could barely fit her bag o' nasty in the studio chair, let alone the camera shot.

by Eaten By Wolves December 10, 2006

bag-o-lanche

When you turn the last of the bag of chips up to stream them into your mouth but they avalanche down all over your face.

Nathaniel turned up the remains of the bag of chips and was smothered by the bag-o-lanche of chip crumbs.

by Trailer Chimp May 11, 2016

crack-o-lax'd

State you reach when you relax under the influence of crack.

Guy #1: Man I'm so stressed out lately!
Guy #2: Me too, we gotta get crack-o-lax'd

by krakarai September 3, 2010

pot-o-correct

Things you accidentally type or say online because you are high.

"My fingers keep misspelling my password! Damn pot-o-correct!"

by the-adorkables November 23, 2013