pardon my left

Another variant of the word "#pause" but can be used in other contexts as well when saying or doing something unusual.

1: "What's the word you going to the city with us this weekend?"
2: "Idk yet I gotta sit on it, pardon my left"

by slattmahomes April 2, 2024

slangin my nuts

when your cocky as shit

I walked into the room, slangin my nuts

by ayo yo chico October 9, 2019

Lord in heaven save my soul!

What my girlfriend exclaims before orgasming

*Aggressively fucks girlfriend*

Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!

*Girlfriend cums passionately*

by Bad C dev November 18, 2024

Driving in My Car

DRIVING IN MY CAR, RIGHT AFTER A BEER
HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER
DUI? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE
I'LL GO 100MILES AN HOUR
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, I FILLED UP ON GAS
IMA GET UR FOUNTAIN MAKING ASS
PULVERIZE THIS FUCK
WITH MY BERGENTRUCK
IT SEEMS UR OUTTA LUCK
TRUCK!

I was driving in my car, until I decided to run over a few innocent pedestrians.

by IAMVERYHUNGRY September 26, 2025

i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says .3 seconds after their significant other or best friend leaves the room

person 1: *leaves*
five seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023

That's MY thing

Somethign your friend says when you quote one of their inside jokes, phrases or texting habits that was actually yours to begin with.

"Yooooo"

"Ugh, that's MY thing"

"But-"

by Rachaelwithan"a"attheend July 14, 2021

my aesthetic

means to be one who is pleasing or appealing
for another.
It doesn't have to be your partner. It can also be
your friends and family.

Ooof! John was so sweet every time we went. I
guess he is my aesthetic.

by eatmyberries June 13, 2022