ASS

Assplosive shit syndrome, a.k.a. diarrhea.

That feeling you get when your stomach rumbles before you feel something trying to eek out of your back end, which makes your face sport a look that plainly says, "OH LAWD ITS COMIN" as you make a mad dash to the bathroom to contain the imminent assplosion to the toilet bowl.

"OH SHIT I GOT A CASE OF ASS!"

by Pantheris December 4, 2023

ass

what you smell like

jk.... i’m not kidding, you rlly do be smell like ass.

by slimthicccjenny May 10, 2020

That fucking bitch ass dog

This stupid ass fucking dog I’m sick of this niggas shit like deadass it pisses me off I want to fucking kill it I’m sick of it, life is not all sunshine and rainbows nigga fuck this stupid ass dog and fuck them grades too but even more fuck this stupid ass dog it can literally fucking kill itself I’m not joking it’s fucking smile pisses me off and I’m done with this shit bro like deadass

That fucking bitch ass dog

by Cameron wilson3939938363 April 29, 2024

Dog Ass

Typically used to describe something as being of extremely poor quality, worthless, or utterly disappointing

The company is dog ass,do not trust with poop eating!

by Dape100 July 13, 2023

A5 Ass

‘Certified A5 Ass’ derives from the Japanese Wagyu Beef grading scale. It is the highest grading which certifies extreme incompetence, stupidity, and overall inability. Most commonly used in situations describing bad and/or disappointing athletes. Ass, “A”, graded at the highest level: 5- strictly graded by the Ass Grading Association.

“That Penn State Quarterback, Drew Allar, is grade A5 ass”

by Yeetologist September 28, 2025

ass circumference

The dimension of the largest area of ol' girl's booty.

"Damn James! Look at that ass circumference."

by Jeb (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) September 18, 2016

ASS

IM BACK BITCHES, I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS WHO PICK COTTON INCORRECTLY, ESPECIALLY P DIDDY, THAT GUY DESERVES TO BE RAMMED BY 72 AND A HALF PENISES, FUCKING DUM NEGGER BOYZ.

someone tell those cotton picking nigger boys that their music sucks
fuck off kendrick lamar go fuck your wife or smth and pick mah cotton faggy nigger dick in ur ass
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK KILL YOURSELF NIGGA NIGGA
i am going to kill myself if i see that stupid fucking round headed kid "we just got 8 free slaves (pizzas)" with the round headed cracka kid dancing. I will bend him over and fuck him with my 2 million millimetre cock.

xxxtentancion? he sucks, what a nigger DELUXE
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ASS

by jblox March 30, 2025