Armadillo Dick

When one’s penis ascends into the body of the owner for fear of female gym bro crushing the family jewels.

Man 1: “I have a date tonight and there’s no way I’m going to be able to perform”
Man 2: “Why not?”
Man 1: “Bro, she’s a wrestler and I’m afraid I’m going to get armadillo dick.”

by creative_euphemisms October 12, 2022

sufficient dick

like a dick that isn't perfect or long enough but'll do

"my dick is sufficient"
"that's a sufficient dick for ya"

by crazynutsack October 12, 2022

dick and balls

like the deep stuff of a situation, that you really need to go balls deep with and penetrate to find out about.

wow, this shit really is the dick and balls of weed im sof ucking high
roquefort is the dick and balls of cheese

by crazynutsack October 12, 2022

Dick

I love dick

Dick Taste good

by Yazrina October 12, 2022

Dick dashing

Delivering h sick around town ro women who requested you

These women keep calling me to come thru, guess I'll be dick dashing this week

by The Ru October 14, 2022

I hate you so much go suck a dick

This means that the person really hates you and doesn't want to be around you. If someone says this to you, you should probably think of a comeback but if you can't just walk away like you think you're hot.

person 1: do you want to go on a date with me?
person 2: no sorry
person 1: I hate you so much go suck a dick

by ooop- October 15, 2022

Dick Dangler

A female who has ridden a dick so long and girthy that she hangs from the tip and can’t touch the floor.

That bitch is a professional dick dangler.

How high does Nikkie have to climb to dick dangle? She’s a real dick dangler.

by Pants Pisser October 17, 2022