Mario Dick

When the guy is about to have sex with you but he pulls down his pants and Danny Devito dressed as Mario pops put.

Yo dude, I was getting violently fucked last night but the guy turned out to be a Mario Dick

by Vvvvvvvvvviagra42069 May 21, 2019

cyanide dick

A technique used by Kazi military to kill undesirable hoes. They coat their penis with cyanide before engaging in coitus with said undesirable hoe in order to poison and kill them

Damn bro, you finna give her that cyanide dick

by cyanide nibba December 13, 2022

Twinky Dick

Male genitalia that is in the shape of a twinky (small, fat, and often looks terrifying) and often exhibits "little dick energy".

"That dude has such a twinky dick, I couldn't even feel it."

"Bro you ain't got no room to talk about size twinky dick."

by shortstack555 September 25, 2025

vacation dick

The type of dick that is so amazing it takes you to a whole new world.

That dude had vacation dick it took me on a trip to the milky way.

by Lil Ms.Kitty June 10, 2016

coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.

“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”

by Undeadgothbussy September 9, 2022

Sugar dicking

Typically a man of low value, but who fucks good, can emotionally manipulate a woman into doing the things he wants her to do, by fucking her brains out. Hobosexuals and sugar dickers usually go hand in hand.

Man, that bs might work on Janine, but, that sugar dicking shit don't work on me, i need the money I loaned you last month.

by Daniel's jack January 13, 2024

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022