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My Own Playbook

This is Ben Meisalas from the midastouch hopping on the bandwagon. This isn't going to change the fact that your religion isn't real.
Hym "My Own Playbook? Why bother doing this when you don't even have a stake in the outcome? Seriously. Why do they all look like pedophiles? I seriously think someone is paying pedophiles to make YouTube channels to try and stop me. Someone should probably do something about that."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
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Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.
I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.
by El Queeftador June 13, 2025
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why is my bus driver playing mitski

a term originating from a tiktok video from user dannydawg95 filming themselves with a concerning shade of red on their face asking why their bus driver is playing a song by singer-songwriter Mitski, with a comment saying “I have a better question”. so basically it means asking a different question when there’s a clear elephant in the room
Person 1: I have a Pixar theory. Ian Lightfoot from Onward is the lovechild of Remy and Linguini from Ratatouille.
Person 2: Isn’t that a Disney theory?
Person 1: “why is my bus driver playing mitski” ahh question
by number31intaminglazer June 13, 2025
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Fondle my pickle

Used when a man describes the devious things his son did to him in Spain many moons ago.
Rory! Fondle my pickle like you used to in the good ol’ days!
by QueeferAngus73 July 2, 2023
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my quacks are in a pack

The opposite of my ducks are in a row.
I can’t seem to get anything right- My quacks are in a pack.
by Lorna Black July 3, 2023
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Kiss my snapping ass

You use this phrase whenever you are upset with someone and you need something else to say.
“Kiss my snapping ass" amari said to janiya
by Vitiligo pussy July 5, 2023
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