Roach Clip Dick

A roach clip dick is something that a narcissistic chauvinistic male has, and because of it, they are usually sexually insecure and dysfunctional because they put too much stock into their pathetically tiny malformed sexual organ. They seek to constantly cover up their shortcomings because they need tweezers to hold it to pee because their man is literally the size of a roach clip from a blunt.

Maybe he's being so shitty to the ladies because he got a "roach clip dick."

by Dem Applez October 27, 2022

Tizzle dick

Left ward sloping penis

Shawn is tizzle dick

by Pinkjesus October 27, 2022

dick in the booty

gay or sus person.. that hasn’t came out the closet ( you say this as a joke )

him: period ah period uh

me: you a lil dick in the booty typa boy huh?

by loserhoethatstrynahelp October 27, 2022

Uwu Dick Co

a kawwai person with a dick

Hello i have A Uwu Dick Co

by Sussy Bakay i have a gun October 28, 2022

dicked me dumb

Being sexed so good it leaves you retarded and goofy.

Omg he dicked me dumb I'm in love.

by Wolfdaddys own October 28, 2022

black dick friday

The only day of the week, (Friday), when you get to see your black lover and get some dick because you're the side piece.

"Girl, thank goodness it's Black dick Friday. I've been waiting all week to get some of that dick"

by Sn○W☆BuNN¥ October 28, 2022

your penis (aka your dick)

it's basically your second brain but you do worse decisions about it

your penis (aka your dick) is just weird than your whole life in 15 years.

by peterparkerpizzatime October 28, 2022