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My best friends

They always make me happy and tell me i'm very funny and pretty i'm so happy we are friends

Boy; they must sound amazing
by lovelieiswow February 10, 2023
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Cobbin my Knob

The act of using my erect penis like a corn cob
Me and the boys went out clubbing last night. I saw jesse’s mom on the dance floor. By the end of the night she enjoyed my butter after cobbin my knob!
by PeteyPaplo February 11, 2023
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Another Nail In My Heart

The case was pulled from under the bed
She made a call to a sympathetic friend and made arrangements
The door was closed, there was a note
I couldn't be bothered, maybe I'll choke, no more engagements
With where-have-you-beens and far away frowns
Trying to be good by not being 'round
And here in the bar, the piano man's found
Another nail for my heart
And here in the bar, the piano man's found
Another nail for my heart
That stupid old bug that kills only love
I want to be good, is that not enough
So play me the song that makes it so tough
Another nail for my heart
Then play me the song that makes it so tough
Another Nail For My Heart
I had excuses, those little boy lies
That she computed by watching my eyes and told me firmly
She couldn't stand it, I'm bad on her heart
She dropped her make-up and I found the bar, now it concerns me
I've had a bad time, now love is resigned
I've been such a fool, I've loved and goodbyed
So here in the bar, the piano man's found
Another nail for my heart
And here in the bar, the piano man's found
Another nail for my heart
And here in the bar, the piano man's found
Another nail for my heart
And here in the bar, the piano man's found
Another nail for my heart
And here in the bar, the piano man's found
Another nail for my heart

Another Nail In My Heart
by Death Menace February 11, 2023
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due to my strong personal convictions

I wish to stress that this record in no way endorses a belief in the occult.
YOU ARE DEAD AND BURRIED YOU ARE DEAD ( oh no)
That's being revised!
Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs
Synthesizing heart and soul
Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no)
Won't she be surprised!
When we get your heart to start tomorrow
When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one
(Oh no, oh no)

Due to my strong personal convictions (Due to my strong personal convictions)
I wish to stress (I wish to stress)
That this record (That this record)
In no way endorses (In no way endorses)
A belief in the occult (A belief in the occult)
by rAnBoOLeMoNdEmOnEnJoYeRalsogay February 12, 2023
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oh no my queen!

Popular quote made by International Master Eric Rosen. He often says it when he blunders or sacrifices his queen.
Eric Rosen: *sets up Halosar Trap*

Opponent: *falls for it*

Eric Rosen: Oh no my queen!
by RZKUD February 13, 2023
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twisting my udder

When somethings surprising or causes confusion.
"Joeys only a sophmore?! Man you've gotta be twisting my udder!!"
by Celendine February 14, 2023
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rio my love

a cutie who deserves all the love in the world
srsly im glad u exist and if ur reading this I love u
dude named nemani: hhholylyy shit is that rio my love
random ginger girl: yeah back off..!

nemani: who r u.. 💀
by pancakeslvt February 15, 2023
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